co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Filed Under: omgsame

“These guys are young but they’re already massive. That sounded wrong.” — Dylan O’Brien on 5SOS (via fivesource)

liamsdunbar:

only true 90’s kids remember that scott mccall had asthma

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

thank you guys for the birthday wishes, you are all so cute! you made my day even happier 

yaaaay today is my birthday . 17 I feel so old

2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

Filed Under: omfg

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend